I was in Iceland a few weeks ago and they were selling party platters of frozen sandwiches!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean to say, ffs, how long does it take to make a load of sandwiches. It's just sheer laziness. My kids have never had convenience food like that ever, even as babies they had whatever we were h...

I'll be here if I can get on the puter. Will have to fight the kids for it Now then, where's me Milky Bar Kid outfit and me gun? Shame about the Full Monty Herby. Was looking forward to that. Still at least you only got bound over at the court case and the case from the Trade Descriptions people did...

I'm up for it Grockie....could do with a laugh and havent ben naughty for some time

I reckon we get Herby to do his Full Monty routine.

They feel threatend love, that's all. They're scared of anything new that might rock their narrow little minds. Plus, they're scared of learning anything new cos then they may have to change their way of thinking. Dont sweat it sweetie. It could be quite fun

Kevin, I was asking Elaine about JB the other day. I have his home address here so will send him a little letter down to him. He is one fabulous person, having met him on several occassions. I have found this site rather dull too to be honest, one of the reasons i've not been posting plus many other...

For my money, you cant beat dark chocolate with lavender in. Absolutley scrummy, although I admit it's an acquired taste. And a nice big box of Thorntons or Lily O'Brians and any lady will be totally yours gentlemen and I use the term "gentelmen" loosly here I find that the direct approach...

Looks like it Alan. Lets hope that Marco didn't get a huff on and give Anthony all the gristle

Ohhhh, it's freezing cold here. Rain, sleet, hail and high winds. Good job i've got me vest on. Fed up with the whole engagement crap too. Although we did have such a good laugh around the dinner table last night over it. Still laughing now. Do you reckon Kates mum has pegged it down to Primark to p...

alan refail wrote:

lizzie wrote:
Still, you get the gist of it. It's purely for lecherous purposes

Not sure I should post Anthony Bourdain for you Lizzie

http://www.toliveandeatinla.com/2008/an ... es-vegans/

Anthony certainly seems to have aquired a rather large bone on there. Wonder how that came about then?

Cheers mate, will do in a bit. Just watching Pink Floyd Live at the moment. Cracking stuff

Sorry Peter, i'm getting Gangsta Rap on that link matey. Is that what you meant?

Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's what I get for posting at 3am. Pfffttt Changed the title

Still, you get the gist of it. It's purely for lecherous purposes

Cracking shot Alan. Well, a girlie likes something she can get her fingers round otherwise it's a waste of time.

Natures Babe. Just a small point my lovely, I'm not interested in their cooking ability at this point, just their arse for the gropability factor

............ male TV chefs arses? I've done a similar survey on Facebook with male singers and got some interesting answers Here's mine 1. James Martin (obviously) 2. Jamie Oliver 3. Paul Hollywood 4. Antony Bourdain 5. Marco Pierre White. This is strictly for the ladies, so boys, geg out and start ...

James Martin naked apart from a big red bow would do very nicely please, along with a large amount of chocolate.

If that isn't going to happen (and I still live in hope) then the new Jamie Oliver book and money towards a new sewing machine would be fab or vouchers for a garden centre too.