I'm well knackered. Mine came back as age 89!!!!!!!! over twice my actual age.

H everyone Dont start me on the government...... jeez. And shhh about the bomb too. Thought i'd got away with that one. I'll have to hide the van and the balaclava again now pfffffttt Not planting anything just now but will be soon. Will be dancing again on the plot with my mp3 player on and having ...

Hi everyone. How's everything going? Not been around for quite a while due to being poorly but am feeling groovy again so thought I would pop in and say hello to everyone. Where is my JB hiding and is Herby still as cheeky, playful and gorgeous as ever? Is Tigger still bouncing? Bloody hope so So ev...

Ok, what did I miss? It definitely wasn't me, I didn't do it. Wasnt here, nor was Grockie

Personally, I think people can express their opinions, but keep it nice, polite and dont make it personal. Surely we're all old enough and ugly enough to be able to agree to differ like big kids.

Well, i'm buggered Never mind, I can still enjoy myself poking passers by with my stick

I also use full punctuation when texting. Can't stand un-punctuated sentences. My mum, at the age of 80, has learned to text now but it has taken us 2 years to do it. She can send, receive and read and find numbers on her mobile phone. Teaching here did lead to some hilarious moments including the c...

Grockie, next time you're at the lottie, go into my greenhouse as I think there is some unopened compost in there so help yourself. Also, if you see Stuart there, asl him for my seed box outta the shed and go through. Got loads of seeds in there that i've got 2 and 3 packets of. Help yourself. Oh, a...

Awww, what can I say? I can always rely on JB and Herby, my boys, to cheer me up

Oh Johnboy

What happend in the woodshed stays in the woodshed eh?

mmmwwwwaaahahahahahaha

Awwwww, Lizzie loves her little Grockie. She is such a good friend and I feel bad cos she's been left to deal with a certain situation when I should be helping her. I am now out again (for the time being and because I hate being in) but will be going again soon Thanks for all the get well messages H...

Whoa there, easy Tiger

I only said i'd try to look like a lady. Not easily done in my case as my natural default mode is pyjama wearing slob

Ohhhh, tea and cucumber sandwiches then eh? Sounds like the plans a goodun

I'll get me doilies out and put on my little Kath Kidston tea dress and look lady like. It'll be a challegne but i'm sure i'm up to it

Awww Kev, we're not that bad ya know. We're really very sweet and good natured. Just keep Grockie away fro Mr Titchmarsh and me from Mr Martin and all will be fine

Well my Herby little fiend, life is just too short for fannying about, so what the hell

So long as it raised a smile on your fair chops, then I am a happy bunny

I was going to go and see Mr Martin myself. I mean, what that man can't do with chocolate just aint worth doing. Unfortunatly, my sodding back has gone so that was that little plan knackered. I haven't had a good perv at Mr Marting for a while. I'm sure that the wonderful Grockie will have done my s...