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by peter
Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:21 pm
Forum: Seasonal tips
Topic: COURGETTE PROBLEMS
Replies: 22
Views: 11485

Transplant shock probably.
Provided there is fresh and active growth, then don't worry.
by peter
Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: Website Help
Topic: Can't see Avatars
Replies: 11
Views: 7602

Just add a letter, change a letter and we get :?:


Piglet flying to the rescue as "The Aviator King". :D
by peter
Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:16 pm
Forum: Weeds, Pests and Diseases
Topic: EGGS???
Replies: 4
Views: 2749

Sounds like slug/snail to me Compo.
by peter
Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:07 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Are you Boggit Hunting tonight ?
Replies: 24
Views: 7464

Jopsy, if you were over 135, I reckon you'd be :

1/. Britains oldest lady.
2/. The worlds oldest recent mum.

Having seen your picture I reckon the polyfilla and slap are working a treat, or your fingers got kvkvslkn-ed. :P
by peter
Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:59 pm
Forum: Birds, Animals and Livestock
Topic: Dogs
Replies: 8
Views: 3966

Tigger, why is it unfortunate that Lizzie is human? :shock:
by peter
Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:01 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Sexually active small persons without a father.
Replies: 18
Views: 5991

Get a better fence? :?

Recruit some bigger nastie scrotes to beat the little ones up. :twisted:
by peter
Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:33 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: I'm getting real, Compo!
Replies: 23
Views: 7197

Need to read Terry Pratchett.

"Set a deep pit with spinning knives, spikes and snakes to catch a thief." :?

An ironic take on "Set a thief to catch a thief."
by peter
Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:47 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: I'm getting real, Compo!
Replies: 23
Views: 7197

Hidden Storage

Try hidden storage when you fix it. :lol:

False wall, hatch in the floor to a plastic box sunk in the ground, false floor, false ceiling.

Or try the Ank-Morpork method of catching a thief. :shock:
by peter
Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:35 pm
Forum: Growing places
Topic: buying a greenhouse
Replies: 9
Views: 5682

Seriously, get the biggest you can cram in.

I've got 8'x12' and thought that'll do, but I filled the staging in one go from the coldframe and propogators. :wink:

Still I've yet to sort the floor out from being lawn, he says hopefully. :)
by peter
Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:22 pm
Forum: Growing places
Topic: buying a greenhouse
Replies: 9
Views: 5682

lizzie wrote:Try www.freecycle.org.uk and follow the links.


It worked for Piglet I believe. :D

Not for me though :cry: , seems to vary wildly by area. :?
by peter
Wed May 31, 2006 8:54 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Village characters
Replies: 35
Views: 10358

The other Londonshire one you forgot Mr PH is the evangelical-christion-lady-(nigerian/west-indian)-preaching-in-the-tube-carriage where you cannot get away from her. :evil: :evil:

Brave type though. :?
by peter
Wed May 31, 2006 8:49 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: This weekend I've mostly grown...
Replies: 22
Views: 7019

Mr Potato Head wrote:I have mostly been growing

Poppies (by the ton, only a few intentionally)


Yes Mr PH, I'm sure the drug squad will believe that one. :twisted:
by peter
Tue May 30, 2006 9:11 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Village characters
Replies: 35
Views: 10358

Where I work there is one old boy, wears broken down trainers, a suit and uses a single NHS crutch. He walks up and down the high street all day, eating any food scraps from the bins. He also collects any dog-ends off the pavement and remakes them into rollies. He has been living like that for at le...
by peter
Tue May 30, 2006 9:04 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: BANANA SHALLOTS
Replies: 20
Views: 7700

I think that "Piglet" is less of a mouthful! :twisted:
by peter
Mon May 29, 2006 9:53 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Amusing the OH with something useful..
Replies: 1
Views: 1143

Amusing the OH with something useful..

Having finally got the greenhouse up and glazed, it's still a bit of a mess inside, I have found something to keep the OH amused for hours. On going into the kitchen for a drink. OH :- "Oo, why is that bit of the greenhouse going up all by itself?" Me :- "It's an automatic window open...