Theres a lot better in Milton Bryan, and they are pretty good cooks as well.

Alan how did you get that picture of my kitchen by the way.

Dear Jenny, since you only have four huge ones, would it be possible to net the individual peaches.
Just a thought.

Dear Chantal, maybe you strive too much for pefection, everthing can not live up to your stunning looks and high standards.

Dear Tigger, surely your'e not thinking of taking it in the shower, are you.

Dear Monika, i must say that's rather a clever idea, and one i feel might now get used by others.

Dear Alan, i was dreading you putting, playing the village idiot on your list.

When ever i try that, i'm sure i get charged more.

Dear John, i represent that last bit

Dear Jopsy, do you mean beside your dart-board at work.

I'm sure as young Jopsy said there are different types of Ladybirds, much the same as people really.
I wonder if you get grumpy ones.

Now the last two comments must be a girl thing.

Dear Beefy, we have a butterfly park fairly close to where i live, and i must say they are well worth a visit.

Dear Jane, i agree it sounds like bats, there are always little heaps of wings in the Church tower, and birds are unable to get in there.
Unless it's mice of course.

Having a look at that photo again, it is a funny shape, but the thing i find scary is that it's also quite hairy.

When i was in the building trade on one big job, they did call me the Reverend because i wouldn't book overtime that i hadn't done.

Dear Chantal, sounds as if you need some divine intervention, at least it might take your mind of the weeds.