Sounds like Jopsy and Seedling have caught that Old bird flu, i knew i shouldn't have mentioned it.

Dear Jopsy i have not been able to get the baskets yet, it's a pick up only and they haven't got back to me with the address. The village is only about six miles from me so i can track them down if i have too. Luckily they were only 99p so i'm not going to loose any sleep. So sorry to hear you are u...

Dear Malk it might have taken you five attempts, but i'm glad you did, what lovely words.
Can we have some more of your poetry please.

I'm now listening to the birds just starting to sing, quite perfect i must say.

Tigger in a choir, very impressed, and what a memory.

Dear Lizzie, since it's a sunday night i'm listening to nothing.

Well done Barney, well worked out, no prize i'm afraid, just the knowledge that you beat it.

Compo, you do know that if you silicone all the polycarb into place there will be no movement, and the greenhouse will blow away in one piece.
Only joking.

Dear Lizzie, P45, penny dropped and wee-wee, you weren't a toilet attendant were you.

Evening Steve, house work can be so troublesome. Turf cutters do make such easy work compared to trying to cut the turfs off by hand, a very satisfying job. I bet you are starting to wonder if you will get all the ground filled back up with vegatables, the open ground always looks so big at this tim...

Well, Weed made me laugh, Alan has the first bit right, and Barney has got the first bit right too, but the second bit wrong, unless the really old book that i found it in is wrong.

Can anyone tell me in what year the next Shrove Tuesday falls on the 29th of february, and when you know that, how many years will it be from that date until the next one.

Dear Primrose, i have a [cats keep off] sign on my allotment, so my liming won't be a problem. I'm sure the lime is not harmful to animals by spreading it this way, i hope not as i wouldn't want to hurt any animal. Ebay is very good for a bargain, but you must set yourself a price and stick to it, a...

I have just swept my chimney now, i am surprised any of my neighbours speak to me with all the banging about i do on a Sunday.
I'm off to pick up three metal wire veg baskets that i got on Ebay for 99p last night, a good bargain i am thinking.
A mans work is never done.

Job done, i must say it didn't feel cold at all as there is no wind.
I bet the old girl that over looks my allotment, will be thinking the frost is taking a long time to clear when she looks out this morning.

Dear Compo i'm sure we would get on pretty well, how long you could stick the silly things i get up too is another matter though. I think the only thing that seems to draw everybody together at the same time, is a crisis in progess, this always seems to bring the best out in everyone. I think i migh...