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by snooky
Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:51 pm
Forum: Seasonal tips
Topic: January Jobs?
Replies: 11
Views: 376

Re: January Jobs?

Most important in January is to relax in your shed and/or greenhouse and look through the brochures......and choose this years holiday destination!!!
by snooky
Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:47 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1190
Views: 152898

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

An old English gentleman is sitting in his study.Suddenly his butler crashes in through the door and screams "SIR! We are flooding! There's water everywhere..." "James! This is most irregular. Please leave and come in again with the dignity that is inherent to English gentlemen!"...
by snooky
Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:42 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1190
Views: 152898

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

An attractive young woman on a flight to Irelandasked the priest beside her"Father,may I ask you a favour?" "Of course child. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm a...
by snooky
Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:41 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1190
Views: 152898

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the p...
by snooky
Tue Nov 05, 2019 4:52 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1190
Views: 152898

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Guy who is having an affair with his secretary goes to her house one afternoon they fall asleep and when they wake up it’s well past his normal time for getting home, as he gets dressed he says to his secretary ” go outside and rub my shoes on the lawn “ which she does. When he gets home his wife as...
by snooky
Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: Tools and Machinery
Topic: GE versus Whirlpool Refrigerator?
Replies: 1
Views: 304

Re: GE versus Whirlpool Refrigerator?

As the refrigerator is for a RV you may be better off asking this query on the link below,Urega:-

https://www.motorhomefun.co.uk/forum/
by snooky
Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:19 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Early Autumn Bits and Bobs.
Replies: 122
Views: 5328

Re: Early Autumn Bits and Bobs.

I am escaping this wet and dreary weather and catching a big silver bird to Oludeniz in Turkey for two weeks.Might try Paragliding!!
by snooky
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:19 pm
Forum: Ask the team
Topic: Queasy Quince
Replies: 4
Views: 397

Re: Queasy Quince

Winter is the time to prune Quinces.If not possible,as per your post,then take a chance and prune the branches at the base of the trunk,they are probably suckers,and sort the tangled mess so that an open cup shape is formed letting in light .Maybe fruiting will be affected for a year but the tree wi...
by snooky
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:11 pm
Forum: Ask the team
Topic: Pruning cherry tree
Replies: 2
Views: 535

Re: Pruning cherry tree

if it is a sweet cherry then only formative prune late summer.If you hard prune you will take away some of its vigour and fruiting will be affected the following year.
by snooky
Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:21 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1190
Views: 152898

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks arou...
by snooky
Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:19 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1190
Views: 152898

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

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by snooky
Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:24 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1190
Views: 152898

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Joke The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford...
by snooky
Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:23 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1190
Views: 152898

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

The seven dwarfs The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome...
by snooky
Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:40 pm
Forum: Tools and Machinery
Topic: Gtech hedge trimmer
Replies: 1
Views: 196

Re: Gtech hedge trimmer

Hi,
Googling Gtech suggests changing blade.Sorry can't be more helpful.
by snooky
Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:19 pm
Forum: Ask the team
Topic: Please help with some plant identification
Replies: 18
Views: 837

Re: Please help with some plant identification

Hi Stephen,
My guess is that the plant in first photo is Deadly Nightshade(aka Belladonna) and in the second Fennel,gone to seed.

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