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by snooky
Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:19 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1160
Views: 140506

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by snooky
Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:24 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1160
Views: 140506

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Joke The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford...
by snooky
Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:23 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1160
Views: 140506

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

The seven dwarfs The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome...
by snooky
Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:40 pm
Forum: Tools and Machinery
Topic: Gtech hedge trimmer
Replies: 1
Views: 68

Re: Gtech hedge trimmer

Hi,
Googling Gtech suggests changing blade.Sorry can't be more helpful.
by snooky
Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:19 pm
Forum: Ask the team
Topic: Please help with some plant identification
Replies: 18
Views: 361

Re: Please help with some plant identification

Hi Stephen,
My guess is that the plant in first photo is Deadly Nightshade(aka Belladonna) and in the second Fennel,gone to seed.
by snooky
Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:09 am
Forum: Harvesting Q&A
Topic: Onions.
Replies: 19
Views: 724

Onions.

Disappointed again this year with the size of my onions they are only the size of a golf ball.In the five years which I have been on this site I have not been able to grow them bigger than this.Still usable but for kitchen use I would have liked to have grown them to tennis ball size at least. Soil ...
by snooky
Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:26 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1160
Views: 140506

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by snooky
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:20 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: New kids on the block - New birds in the flock
Replies: 187
Views: 13620

Re: New kids on the block - New birds in the flock

Hello Alan,
Are you exhibiting any birds at the Royal Welsh Show next week?
by snooky
Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:21 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1160
Views: 140506

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Ja...
by snooky
Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:22 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1160
Views: 140506

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by snooky
Tue May 28, 2019 9:52 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1160
Views: 140506

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Bit rude. I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation....
by snooky
Tue May 21, 2019 10:26 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1160
Views: 140506

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

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by snooky
Tue May 21, 2019 10:25 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1160
Views: 140506

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

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by snooky
Tue May 07, 2019 5:47 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1160
Views: 140506

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

An 86-year-old very wealthy man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc?' The ...
by snooky
Thu May 02, 2019 7:38 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Dare you..........
Replies: 8
Views: 674

Dare you..........

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