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by snooky
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:20 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: New kids on the block - New birds in the flock
Replies: 156
Views: 10377

Re: New kids on the block - New birds in the flock

Hello Alan,
Are you exhibiting any birds at the Royal Welsh Show next week?
by snooky
Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:21 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Ja...
by snooky
Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:22 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

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by snooky
Tue May 28, 2019 9:52 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Bit rude. I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation....
by snooky
Tue May 21, 2019 10:26 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

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by snooky
Tue May 21, 2019 10:25 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

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by snooky
Tue May 07, 2019 5:47 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

An 86-year-old very wealthy man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc?' The ...
by snooky
Thu May 02, 2019 7:38 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Dare you..........
Replies: 8
Views: 461

Dare you..........

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by snooky
Sun Apr 28, 2019 11:16 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake, so I yelled up to my wife,“Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a ra...
by snooky
Wed Apr 24, 2019 3:44 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Taking advantage of private enterprise using enterprise A couple, both age 78, went to an NHS sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor ...
by snooky
Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:59 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Shopkeeper: We have an offer going on... its free for you sir!

Bobby: Yeah but can you do cheaper?
by snooky
Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:14 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Life explained On the first day, God created the dog. God said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, “That’s too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten.” S...
by snooky
Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:12 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

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How to p--- off a BMW driver(there are other cars)!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4L1F5xpdv0
by snooky
Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:34 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 1128
Views: 129426

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

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by snooky
Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:13 pm
Forum: Seasonal tips
Topic: Snowdrop advice please
Replies: 8
Views: 842

Re: Snowdrop advice please

Evening Primrose, I would be inclined to leave them where they are for the time being to bulk up and move them to another site when the bulbs are dormant in late August early September.This is my peferred method and I find that I have better success in regard to moving them "in the green"....

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