One for OldHerbaceous

[peter]

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.













The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"






Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"






Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.






The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!






Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.






"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!




Moral of this story....


Don't mess with old f***s...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.

I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more youthfully challenged.

[jopsy]

so peter are you telling us you look like a poodle?

[peter]

:lol:
so peter are you telling us you look like a poodle?

I'll be your lapdog any day Jopsy.

[oldherbaceous]

How right you are Peter, is that a true story.

[jopsy]

peter are you a pink poodle?

[peter]

peter are you a pink poodle?

Gray.

[jopsy]

oh im sorry peter-i only want pink
are you willing to be dyed?

[Tigger]

Does he need to answer? We all know he'd be dyed, shaved, anything!

[peter]

Does he need to answer? We all know he'd be dyed, shaved, anything!

especially if she wears that catsuit she wore last time.

[lizzie]

All I would advise Peter is:

Be afraid, very very very afraid.

Remember what certain people did to Piglet? Being a fluffy poodle will not pose a problem

[peter]

All I would advise Peter is:

Be afraid, very very very afraid.

Remember what certain people did to Piglet? Being a fluffy poodle will not pose a problem

Lizzie, are you saying young Jopsy is spit-bait?

[lizzie]

No, not Jopsy Peter.

You. You could be the spit bait

Mmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

[jopsy]

thank goodness it was petey not me!

[Johnboy]

Hi Jopsy,
Did you mean "Pinky Petey!" :wink:
JB.

[peat]

are you going to use a knife or a gun to die him with
Pete