Piglet(s) Fame!

[Tigger]

First Chantal and now Mr & Mrs Piglet.

I've been waiting to see if anyone else mentioned it, but as they haven't.......rush out a buy a copy of that other (less well known magazine) GYO and get a glimpse of a certain couple's allotment.

Will you be signing autographs at Malvern?

[Weed]

I picked up a copy of GYO on Saturday whilst waiting for my OH who was undergoing a session of retail theraphy. I haven't had a chance to read the darn thing as yet but I now have an added incentive

[Chantal]

I bought the first three editions and then never bothered again, but for the Piglets of course I will make an exception.

I guess now the race is on to see who can get their five minutes of fame in KG

[Jenny Green]

Goodness me! I can't keep up with all this Hall of Fame stuff! Will you all be putting your handprints in concrete in Beverley Hills next?
Off to buy GYO!
(Sorry Mr PH - it's only this once, honest.) We all know KG is far, far superior.

[Deb P]

I confess....I had an idle flick through, but didn't realise it was them!!

[Chantal]

Lovely photo of you Piglette, but where's the main porker? I could just about see his snout behind that scarecrow but that was all.

Can't wait to see your plot now; see you Sunday!

[Mr Potato Head]

*GASP*

Surely, you don't read other magazines?!?!? Next thing you'll be telling me that you're all registered on their forum as well!

[Chantal]

Nope, I wouldn't dare... I'll admit to having had a look at it once or twice. I've seen that Piglet on there though, he's a "rooter" now which is far more suitable than him being a "sprout"...

[Chantal]

Just a though Deb, which may spare your blushes. If that article had said "Piglet's Plot" would you have spotted it? Using real names is just designed to confuse you.

[Mr Potato Head]

OH WHAT? Now you're telling me you're not all using your real names?!?!?

I can't believe you're all so dishonest...

[Chantal]

I use my real name... Can you say the same Mr P-H?

[Wellie]

I wrote to KG's illustrious editor offering my humble little plot for an 'outside your kitchen door' feature, and wasn't important enough for a "thanks but no thanks" reply even.

Mortally wounded.
Wellie
Boo Hoo...

[Clive.]

But have you appeared in "Peoples Friend" complete with lawnmower...and in the most renown of the kitchen garden magazines....

....also the cover of a Glossy Magazine....

.....well actually "Locomotives Illustrated", the GWR 56xx and 66xx classes 1985 edition..

And have a c.1976 Blue Peter badge following a live appearance....
....displaying conkers


Clive.

(a real name that I prefer to "Olive"..which was used once to call me for a chest x-ray ... and also used by the local paper who, as well, moved my home location 6 miles up the road.. with their excellent attention to the facts...

[Wellie]

No!!

Well, that's it now, I'm going to have to try and get on the cover of Combine Harvester Weekly...

[Clive.]

I think the Combine Mag' editor sits at the next desk to Mr PH and colleagues...and drives a Fordson Major to work which drips oil everywhere in the car park..!!