Kitchen Garden Forum

I must've painted the Mona Lisa a million times. Party doings, stage props, whatever. I've only just noticed SHE's GOT NO EYEBROWS. How did I miss that before?

We are going on holiday soon. I am filling my suitcase with art stuff.

That’s not the sort of thing a bloke would notice….

OH, would you like to see my ankle?

I might have called you a silly old man, but I know your're younger than me.