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Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:44 pm
by oldherbaceous
Just opened the December issue of the KG magazine, and was totally shocked when I got to the "Last word" page....I'll leave you all to read it.... :oops: :)

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:06 am
by Pa Snip
Well done that man, won by the marrowest of margins.

In this case size did count and yours was 4 3/4inches bigger than mine. Mine had a curl at the end that I couldn't get straight

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:18 am
by robo
I've not got my copy as yet now I can't waite

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 11:26 am
by peter
So glad that Old Codger won. :twisted:

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:58 pm
by Monika
I am confused: you mean it's not you, OH, who has won? I assumed it was - there is no photo so we'll never know unless you own up, OH! (Not that I would have known whether it was you or Old Codger)

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:25 pm
by oldherbaceous
Dear Monika, it was me that won the Long green bush marrow side of the competition.....it was just Peter, pulling my leg.... :)

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:56 pm
by Monika
Well done and congratulations, OH! When you win next year, maybe we'll have a photo of you as well?!

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:57 pm
by Pa Snip
Monika wrote:Well done and congratulations, OH! When you win next year, maybe we'll have a photo of you as well?!


He put a X in the no publicity box for fear of being inundated with requests for seed donations.

I know for a fact Curcubit Weakly magazine have offered large sums for exclusive interview rights

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:23 pm
by Westi
Funny Pa! Many congrats OH! Bet you're just waiting for the giant home grown celeriac competition now! :) :)

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:56 pm
by Primrose
Congratulations OH. Pity we didn,t get a photo of you triumphially holding your winner like anglers who have caught the biggest fish. I reckon you must be going anonymous to avoid all those emails from foreign ladies who are desirous of your assets. Or maybe you’re worried the burglars will come round and steal it. Cook is obviously going to be busy, unless you’re planning to use it as a doorstop!

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:08 pm
by JohnN
I once worked with a girl, Suzy, who one could never "sexually harass" - she gave as good as she got. When I gave her a rather thin marrow and suggested she could make "Stuffed marrow a la Suzy" she studied it for a moment and replied "I think I'll do stuffed Suzy a la marrow"!

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:59 pm
by robo
Congratulations oh you showed us who could not be bothered the way to do it

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:07 pm
by Geoff

Re: Well i'll be blowed....

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:17 am
by oldherbaceous
I take it the man that reported it, wasn't much of a gardener.... :)