Re: Will the British ever ive up their neat tidy lawns?
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2023 2:28 pm
I don't like holidays either. if you're going somewhere 'exotic' you just get a load of hassle at the airport security. I got accused of having exposives in my walking stick. A specialist was summoned to talk to me. For heaven's sake. Even he said he didn't get it and let me go through.
Then you get to stay in sh!t accommodation in a city you know nothing about. You can eat in horrible restaurants with revolting food. You can stay in nasty slummy places that allegedly can have four guests but they only have one plate and half a mug. No. You can stick your holiday up your backside. I'm not going.
I am going to Norfolk for my next holiday. Hey! isn't Colin in Norfolk?
These new hearing aids are weird. If I yawn or burp I get a bring-bring phone noise.
Then you get to stay in sh!t accommodation in a city you know nothing about. You can eat in horrible restaurants with revolting food. You can stay in nasty slummy places that allegedly can have four guests but they only have one plate and half a mug. No. You can stick your holiday up your backside. I'm not going.
I am going to Norfolk for my next holiday. Hey! isn't Colin in Norfolk?
These new hearing aids are weird. If I yawn or burp I get a bring-bring phone noise.