Search found 686 matches

by snooky
Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:24 pm
Forum: Weeds, Pests and Diseases
Topic: More moles stories.
Replies: 12
Views: 627

Re: More moles stories.

My allotment is showing signs of a mole(s) with numerous molehills appearing over the last couple of months and it seems that it is only my allotment which is affected.No signs of moles on the other three sites.Must be testament to the amount of compost and muck which I have put into the what was&qu...
by snooky
Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:01 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 971
Views: 77049

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Elderly couple in church. Wife turns to husband and says "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?" Husband says "put new batteries in your hearing aid!"
by snooky
Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:06 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 971
Views: 77049

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Real Live Bloopers Church Ladies With Typewriters) They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: ________________________________ The Fasting & Prayer C...
by snooky
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:04 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Ouch!!
Replies: 2
Views: 112

Ouch!!

by snooky
Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:51 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 971
Views: 77049

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things. The first little boy Dale said, "Alligator." "Very good Dale, that's a big word." The second boy Wayne said, "Predator." “ Yes, that's another big word Wayne. Very well done.&quo...
by snooky
Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:16 pm
Forum: Cooking tips
Topic: Roasting whole butternut squashes
Replies: 4
Views: 222

Re: Roasting whole butternut squashes

Primrose, My wife expressed interest in doing this and I found these instructions on the internet:- Baked Whole Butternut Squash Recipe: Prep Time: 5 minutes Cook Time: 60 minutes Yield: 2 to 4 servings Ingredients: 1 (2 to 3 pounds) butternut squash 1 to 2 tablespoons lime juice Salt and coarsely-g...
by snooky
Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:46 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 971
Views: 77049

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Grandmas don't know everything! Jack was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?' ...
by snooky
Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:44 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Early Autumn Bits and Bobs - 2017
Replies: 124
Views: 4212

Re: Early Autumn Bits and Bobs - 2017

Hi Primrose, The acorns go into the bin for garden waste which the council compost,nothing as clever as turning into coffee or bread.The squirrels have had their fair share too judging by the marks in the lawns where they have been burying them.Those which survive and form saplings will,on Johnboys ...
by snooky
Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:40 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Early Autumn Bits and Bobs - 2017
Replies: 124
Views: 4212

Re: Early Autumn Bits and Bobs - 2017

Three Oak trees on garden perimeter,picking a bucket of acorns every day.Now the leaves are beginning to fall!
by snooky
Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:13 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 971
Views: 77049

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Michael O'Leary's hotel visit.... Spare a thought for poor ole Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair. After arriving in a hotel in Manchester, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary." Somewhat taken aback,...
by snooky
Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:30 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 971
Views: 77049

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

The Amazing human body The Amazing Human Body It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a...
by snooky
Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:57 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 971
Views: 77049

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Why I love retirement Q1: How many days in a week? A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Q2: When is a retiree's bedtime? A: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q3: How many retirees to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it might take all day. Q4: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? A: There is no...
by snooky
Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:03 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 971
Views: 77049

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is ...
by snooky
Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:08 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Controversial diet matters.
Replies: 91
Views: 3053

Re: Controversial diet matters.

Morning Richard, When did your strawberry leaves turn brown?They do this naturally in Autumn after throwing runners for new plants and then a rosette of new leaves form to become a plant next year.So it might have just been the natural cycle of nature and not being damaged by a mulch of Comfrey leav...
by snooky
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:01 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
Replies: 971
Views: 77049

Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

I went to my nearby Pharmacy, I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter. The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?" Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along. He...

Go to advanced search